Friday
May162008
Real or Real Creepy No. 2
Put your thinking caps on and see if you can figure this out. Is the "thing" in the picture a real baby, or is it a really creepy doll? I'll post the answers tomorrow.
(If you're new around these parts, start here to learn how I developed a morbid fascination for dolls that look like they popped out of someone's va-jay-jay.)
This one should be obvious. Of course, it should also be obvious that crappy lighting and a crappy cell phone camera can come together to make anything look creepy.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Reader Comments (35)
I apologize in advance for voting "really creepy" on anyone's real baby.
Really creepy on the last one doesn't do it justice. Sam said so.
I'll be having nightmares again, tonight. I just realized I never saw the final results on the last one.
What the heck is wrong with you, anyway?! I thought I told you to seek help.
another one of these, missy, and you'll be losing your "Wineplz squishy-hearts BBM" status!
Honestly, the creepiness is astounding!!!
Oh, no you didn't! You just HAD to bring them back.
That number 3 is dreadfully frightening. But I would have a hard time choosing between the first and second as to which one is the fake. Both are adorable. But there is just something so perfect looking about number 2 that makes me want to say it is the doll. Either that or someone has an amazingly good looking newborn. And usually newborns aren't all that. And number ones fingernails look to real. So...one real, two doll, three scary doll.
Oh not again!!! So creepy! Number 3 is the WORST. Nightmares are coming tonight, that's for sure.
I clicked over to this post against my better judgment.
That last one really should have had more options. I feel that "really creepy" is insufficient.
mommy, hold me! i'm skeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!!
really, bbm, you should be ashamed.
There are no words for the last one. Really. none.
va-jay-jay? Ha! Where have I been & how could I not have heard that one? That's too funny and I must use it...somehow.
Why do they give these really creepy babies greasy hair? Hm?
These dolls scare the hell out of me. It's like something from a horror movie! I keep expecting their eyes to fly open, glowing red, and their lips to peel back to expose fiendish teeth!
{{{{shudder}}}}
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That last doll is wrong. God, I hope that wasn't one of the real babies!
#3? WRONG!! SO wrong!!
Also wrong? You continuing to be obsessed with the really creppy dolls. (But, it IS funny)
:)
That last one is super dee duper creepy. What's with the hair club for men hair?
You are a sick, sick woman.
Really, BBM, there are professionals that can help you overcome this obsession. Seek them, my dear, before it gets too late.
:-)
This unnatural obsession is starting to concern me...one day your husband is going to walk home to a house full of dolls - ha!
First off, as with your first commenter, I apologize if I called anyone's real baby "really creepy." I have been looking and looking at #2--that is the only one of the three that I'm not overwhelmingly sure. And again, I agree with the commenter who said that if it's a real baby, it's an exceptionally good-looking newborn! I still have to go with "not real." Wow. That third one. Stepford Baby. And that's being real polite. I'm thinking that eventually you're gonna buy one...BWAHAHAHA!
I will feel horrible if I put real creapy and it happens to be someone's precious little child. Not to mention the fact that I am on the minority on the first 2. I hope I'm right so I can live with myself.
Gah!
Not these again!!! I am so glad my husband's coming home tonight to look me in my eyes and convince me that there are no demon dolls out to get me when I wake up in a cold sweat.
That being said, I agree with several others that I'm sorry if we called your baby creepy.
Although. All newborns sort of have that quality, do they not?
Yikes!
I have friend who is afraid of dolls so we're gonna print some of these pics and place them in random places in her house....the freezer, closet, back of the bathroom door, shower curtain, lmao It's gonna be great. We knew right where we could find the best pictures! thanks
Dude BBM, you're at it again. Stop! Quick. I'm starting to grow my own fascination with those damn things.
I really hope I didn't call anyone's real newborn here really creepy.
Break out the coffee cuz I ain't sleeping tonight. LOL
Wow, very interesting. Read the older post, too. That last one was truly frightening!
Blessings, EJT
I want the middle one...looks like he /she will sleep for the night through.
The last one...OMG.
and I never say OMG.
The first one, could be real, but that hair...the hair!
This is a fun game, even if it is a little creepy. Can you please make that last one stop staring at me.
Seriously, I am going have to do something drastic this evening to get that last one out of my brain before bedtime. C.R.E.E.P.Y.
yep bad dreams again tonight. thanks. really. AND it's totally storming, so yeah, this'll be a good one.
Please tell me the first two are real. And I second Jen's comment.
I'm gonna slap you next Friday (EEEEE!!) for that last one. Thanks for the nightmares!!!
I voted "real" on all but the last one, because I'd rather not call a real baby creepy... but if they ARE dolls, they are DEFINITELY creepy!
Can I vote REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY creepy on that last one???