If I were to relay to you the story of how I ended up in the grumpiest of grumpy moods, I fear that fire would start shooting out of my eyes and smoke would begin wafting from my ears. So, I will leave it at this: I vow that I will never, ever set foot in the KMart located at 1025 Washington Pike in Bridgeville, PA again. It was one thing to have endured the worst customer service of my entire life while just trying to get a pizza from the in-store Little Caesars, but it was quite another when the Store Manager was too lazy to walk to the front of the store and listen to my complaints.

Sometimes, all an irate customer wants is to be heard. I wasn't heard. That made me madder.

Clearly, KMart not only has the absolute worst customer service in retail, but the lackadaisical "customer's don't matter" attitude starts at the top. KMart sucks big, hairy donkey balls in my book.

Anyhoo . . . I'm going to go do something to distract myself from eyeing that book of matches and the wads of wrapping paper that would be really good for starting a nice big fire (which I might be inclined to start at say 1025 Washington Pike). Maybe I'll go outside and take pictures of 15,000 lights.