Daddy (to Alexis): Quit eating my watch. One--it's not very nutritious. Two--I don't want you eating my watch.

Me(to Alexis): Quit eating the dog food. It can't be good for you.

Me(to Alexis): Don't eat those baby wipes. Here, have some blueberries. They're better for you.

Daddy (to me): Alexis ate a strand of your hair. Want to know how I know?
Me: NO! . . . That can't be good for a kid.

Detect a theme?