1. Daddy woke up in the mood to clean. Four hours later, the house was spotless. He rocks.

2. I would like to publicly apologize to the fine shoppers of the Robinson Giant Eagle. You see, I was looking for apricots when it all transpired. I was not present for the Gala apple shopping with Daddy and Alexis. I tried to find all the ones with Alexis bite marks in them, but I'm sure I missed a few. Sorry about that.

3. I taught Alexis a very, very important word tonight: Steelers.

4. Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeelers! Football!

5. One last thing, I'm very disappointed in y'all for not commenting on yesterday's video. Grandparents, I'm talking to you.