After a day chock-filled with doing absolutely nothing productive, I am brain dead. So instead of doing the meme that I planned to do, I bring you Things That Made Me Laugh Today:

1. This morning Alexis, Jasmine, and I were in Alexis' room. Suddenly Alexis decided that Jasmine needed to go. So she walked over to the door, opened it, and said, "Alexis get out. Go find Daddy." I had to laugh when the pup actually obeyed. She doesn't listen to anybody else, why not the Toddler?

2. I must have set Tivo to record VH1's Rock of Love last season because I found the season premiere this morning. THAT is reality TV at it's best right there.

3. I downloaded a weeks' worth of photos to the camera and found this gem. I call it, "How you doin'."

4. I remember going to Joanne's to buy some things to make Alexis birthday t-shirt, but I do not for the life of me remember this:

(Yeah, yeah, I know. It's not safe to let kids stand in carts like that. YOU come fight with her if you are worried about it. I'd rather keep my head attached to my neck, thankyouverymuch.)