Miss Megara Madison takes her title as The World's Most Annoying English Bulldog very seriously. She goes out of her way to knock things over, leaves slobber all over the floor, blows snot out of her nose onto my computer screen, and generally does exactly what she wants no matter what anyone says.

Except, for some odd reason, she will listen to the short person in this house. She won't do actual commands or anything; that would just be silly. But, if the short person wants to, I don't know, maybe lure the snoring couch potato into her play house? All the short person has to do is pick a few tomatoes. Meg will follow her anywhere while she's holding tomatoes.

I need to figure out how to harness the power of the tomato toting Toddler.

(Thanks for picking up my slack, Mr. Husband.)