Once upon a time, there was a Toddler who loved to play with gel clings. She would meticulously arrange them just so all over the patio door.

One day, her mean, mean Mommy decided to join in the fun. She tried moving a bunny over to the field of flowers. The Toddler was not amused. The Toddler ripped the bunny off the window amidst a flurry of words that Mommy did not understand, but she thinks they were, "You @@#%#, how dare you touch my (*&(*^( bunny. You @#%#@. (*&*(^%) _)*&%$%$ )*)&* and die, you (**&^%%."

The bunny was injured during the tirade. But all was well, for the bunny's boyfriend loved her all the same. He saw past the missing ears and knew she was the bunny he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. They kissed.

Everyone who saw the bunnies was filled with love. Even the baby chicks stopped pecking the ground to give each other a smooch.

The Toddler resumed her precise placement of the gel clings and Mommy learned to never interrupt a girl and her bunnies.

The end.