Write Your Own Caption--And Win!

I have softballs to dodge this evening, sooooo I figured it was time for a another Write Your Own Caption kind of day. This time, however, there's something in it for you. Think of a caption for the photo below, leave it in comments, and I'll pick my favorite five this Friday at 8:00 pm Burgh time. Those five will go up for vote action and the winner will get . . . drumroll please . . . a $15 gift card from their choice of McDonald's or Starbucks.

And . . . go!

Comments

[Susan]

Mom! It's just me holding a freakin' plant leaf, so put the damn camera away, why don't you! Sheesh.

:)

(kiddin', of course, but thought I might sway the judge with it)

[Flea]

Hey! THAT'S where the salad I pushed under my plate went to!

[Kate A]

So...I kiss this and he turns into a prince...Do I like princes? I'm thinking NO...Definitely no.

[Karen]

Wait, WHAT?! Is that dog doo over there? Is nothing sacred anymore?

[kimmjo]

hmmmm wonder which dog would eat you. . .

[Outnumbered2to1]

I squish you like a little bug.

[pam]

Wha dat?

[SHELL]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. (CUT AND DRY)

[Marmarbug]

Maybe if I toot a bit it will relieve... this... pressure...oh great now I sharted.

(Sorry that is just a POO face to me. Hence the poo comments)

[ImpostorMom]

Hmmm...what is this thing exactly? I wonder if I can eat it?

[Fishsticks and Fireflies]

"That's it?! That was SO not worth the $20 co-pay."

[Sarah]

I forget, is it red wine or white wine with unidentified green things?

Or. . .

Slimy, but satisfying!

[Ellyn]

To eat or not to eat. That is the question.

[Backpacking Dad]

(click) What are you, retarded? I'm the one in the blue dress with the blue shoes. The Nazis are in grey, and, what's more, they are on the other side of the frickin' hill! Stop shooting at me. Over and out. (click)

[Jennifer]

That is one HUGE booger!

[HRH]

"If I sautee it with tofu..."

[Elisa]

Alas, but what could ever be the source of such foul odor? Surely not me. My hope is in the though that wherever it is from, it is not now on my lovely dress. Oh, wait... I think it IS me. Oops.

[Roger]

'Lollipop, lollipop, ooh lolli lolli pop'

[kirsty815]

Your lucky your not down wind I just let one rip. (sniffs) Ummm.. I think the winds changing direction your doomed.

[kirsty815]

maybe if I pretend to concentrate on this mommy wont realize I pooped my pants... Darn it foiled by the odor again.

[Justin]

I can haz boogerz

[charlotte]

This fava bean diet is getting old.

[Flea]

I must check the manual to see if the mother truckin' worms can eat this ...