And on this day, Mr. Husband agreed to pick the five finalists for the caption contest, thereby rescuing me from ripping my hair out in frustration because YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU ARE TOO FUNNY. If you haven't yet joined in on the fun, you still have a few hours to get your contribution in. I suggest you take into consideration that a man who finds Ace Ventura, things that fart, and me bashing my head on a door that he left open EXCEEDINGLY funny holds your fate in his goofy little head.