When she was 9 days old . . . the Steelers won the Super Bowl.
When she was one-year old . . . her Grandpa's favorite team, the Colts, won the Super Bowl.
When she was two-years old . . . the Penguins went to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Shortly after she turns three-years old . . . the Steelers will be in yet another Super Bowl.
I'd lend her skills to the Pirates, but I much prefer things this way.
SUPER BOWL!