Alexis: "Mom, are you thirsty?"
Me: "I guess. Kinda."
Alexis: "Me, too. I think we deserve Starbucks."

*****************************************************

Alexis: Loud belch "Excuse you, Cody."

*****************************************************

Alexis: "If you put your fingers in my mouth, I will bite you."
Me: "I'm not putting my fingers in your mouth."
Alexis: "Well, then . . . you should."

*****************************************************

Alexis: "It sure has rained a lot."
Me: "Yeah, it has."
Alexis: "It's time for the sun to come out and make a rainbow."

Half an hour later, it did. SHE'S MAGICAL.