1. I did not spot the High School Musical Barbie doll in the clearance section at TJ Maxx.

2. I did not pick up the High School Musical Barbie doll.

3. I did not call Alexis over to look at the High School Musical Barbie doll.

4. I did not offer to purchase the High School Musical Barbie doll.

5. I did not spend $10 on a High School Musical Barbie doll.

6. I did assemble the pool that came with the High School Musical Barbie doll.

7. I did not sit and play with the High School Musical Barbie doll.

Just sayin'.

(8. I did purchase the sound track for HSM 2 because if I have to listen to the one from HSM 3 one more time, I will scream bloody murder and probably go on a killing spree.)