Look! Look! Look!

LOOOOOK!

Do you see it?

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!

A HAIRCUT!

Not the dog. The kid!

Yes, folks, you should mark your calendars, call your neighbors, and honor this occasion. It took three years, eleven months, and eight days, but the kid FINALLY got a haircut. Her first!

Sure, I've trimmed a stray strand or two over the years, but it took until good ol' 2010 for the kid to need a real haircut. It was EPIC. She sat on the floor, I trimmed a little here and there, and when she stood up? There was totally enough hair on the floor to make a mohawk wig for a Barbie doll. Maybe even two!

I actually had to drag out the vacuum to clean up the itty bitty little mess.

At this rate, her next haircut will be in 2013. I might even pay someone for that one.