I have spent the past few days in Newark for a work thing, so my Alexis interactions have been limited to phone calls. Which, uh, WTH? Since when did my preshussss get to be big enough to carry on full conversations on the phone? And not just full conversations, but like Real Conversations. During one call she gave me the full play-by-play of her day at school, another was all about what she plans to do this weekend, and the third, while very short, was a work of sheer genius. It went like this:
Me: Hello.
Alexis: Poopy diaper! (Cackles like a mad woman.)
Me: What?
Alexis: Poopy diaper! (Again, cackles like a mad woman.)
Me: Poopy diaper?
Alexis: It's a joke! Poopy diaper! (Literally drops the phone because she was laughing so hard.)
Me: ????
Alexis: OK, goodbye!
