Her: "I wrote a new song today."
Me: "Oh, really?"
Her: "Yeah, it's called, 'I Kissed You Hard."
Me (after counting the 208 new gray hairs that had spontaneously appeared on my head): "What is it about?"
Her: "It's about how I had a boyfriend and I kissed him hard, but he had to leave and go home to his other girlfriend."
And then I died.
