It's official. I now consider baby birds to be superior to baby humans.
-1 Day OldBaby birds don't complicate that whole birth issue with arms and legs and such.
Happy birth day!
You don't have to change their diapers.
One Day Old
Baby birds can't shatter glass with their screams.
Two Days Old
You can leave baby birds unattended for short periods of time and nothing happens.
Three Days Old
There are no issues with latching or milk supply or any of that nonsense.
Four Days Old
Baby birds don't expect you to buy them a car, pay for college, shell out for an expensive wedding, and they don't stick you with babysitting your grandkids.
Five Days Old
Baby birds are just all around awesome, except for that thing where they grow up too fast. These three are going to be leaving the nest entirely too soon.