Sometimes I walk into the kitchen and I just . . . I . . . I can't . . . I just don't even know.
At first glance, I think that Alexis has decided to recreate Britney Spears' Vegas wedding.
But then I remember that she was born too late to even know that Britney had a Vegas wedding. So, it's just Ken on his wedding night, hanging out with the bride and two . . . uh . . . floozies?
One of them is being evicted from the party, obviously because her bright blue and pink animal print skirt just isn't cool enough.
But the other one, the one who has her dress pushed up too far and who probably isn't wearing any underwear, she seems to be in charge of the whole shebang, don't you think?
She's telling the bride, "Shut your whore face." Obviously. But really what she SHOULD be saying is, "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PANTS, KEN?"
These are the sorts of things that make me fear the mind of the five-year old.