I don't like to say anything about anybody that I wouldn't say to their face, so I need to remember to scream this tomorrow.
Mornings, you are SO stupid.
There is nothing that I like about Mornings. They can be made slightly tolerable with large quantities of caffeine, but that doesn't change that they are stupid. Really, the only thing that makes them not stupid is when they don't start until the clock reads double-digits on the hour hand.
Mornings are the worst.
Alexis disagrees. Alexis thinks that all times of day that are spent with your eyes open are good times of day. That kid springs out of bed an hour earlier than she needs to every morning before school. She gets herself dressed, watches a little TV, makes herself a waffle for breakfast, and generally throws a little Me Party.
Or at least she used to.
As of late, Miss Alexis has sacrificed her hour of having total and complete control over the TV. She has traded that time all to herself for some time hanging out in the master bathroom.
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With Mila.
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It's nothing but little morning things that go on.
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But they are the most amazing, beautiful morning things.
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The little morning things are almost enough to make me not hate mornings.