I have to play lifeguard when he winds up swimming in a toilet at least once per week.
If I set a drink down, he will stick his face in it.
He considers any food left anywhere to be fair game.
He walks across the kitchen counters as if he was invited to do so.
The very second someone opens a door, he runs through it, even if that door happens to lead outside where he is MOST DEFINITELY NOT ALLOWED.
He does unspeakable things to houseplants.
He never met a sock he didn't want to steal.
His obsession with beating up fabric makes it very difficult to sew.
He thinks tables are a good place to sleep.
And yet, he's my favorite cat ever.
He runs at top speed to greet Alexis in the morning.
He purrs the second you reach down to pick him up.
He makes adorable little cooing noises in his sleep.
He is the ultimate cuddler and sits perfectly still while he cuddles.
He doesn't see the need to be sneaky, he just does what he wants right in front of you.
He follows Alexis around because he genuinely enjoys every second of the torture she dishes out.
He likes me best of all the humans in his life.
Max is most definitely *MY* cat.
The rest of y'all best back off.
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