I was digging through my Flickr photos earlier today and realized I have failed you. Miserably. I have some photos that I haven't posted here and THAT IS JUST PLAIN WRONG.
Before I post them, though, let me just say that I'm fully aware that I have a problem. I spend entirely too much time at the Pittsburgh Zoo. We have a membership, though, so it's really easy for me to get a wild hare up my ass and make the trip there at pretty much any moment.
Every trip I try to figure out a way to convince the polar bears to go for a swim. I know they do occasionally go in the water, but if I have my camera with me and I'm ready, they stand at the back of the rocks taunting me. They walk back and forth and back and forth, whispering my name and muttering something about hiding from the crazy lady with the camera and a blog. So far I've tried to get the polar bears to go for a swim by hiding my camera, showing a little cleavage, begging, offering them a Dorito, and by doing that awkward Angelina Jolie leg thing. No dice. Next time I'm going to try dragging a dead cow into the tunnel and seeing if they'll come check that out. I'm sure Zoo security won't mind.
The most recent trip to the Zoo was no different from the others. I didn't manage to catch any polar bears in the water. DAMMIT.
The only photo I took in the polar bear tunnel was this one.
And now Christina is cursing at me in German for posting that. Heh. You should go visit her blog and read all about her vacation in Pittsburgh.
Anyway, once I declared the Polar Bear Tunnel to be the Tunnel of Disappointment, we continued on to the shark exhibit. For some reason this guy caught my eye.
He was all RAWWWWRRR.
And then he was all RAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!
I AM SO FIERCE! SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN POLAR BEAR! RAWWWRRRR!
But then he was all OH SNAP. Something seems to be wrong!
CRAP! Don't tell anyone that I have dentures!
You aren't seeing this.
Hold on a minute! I need to put my teeth back in!
rawr.
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The winner of the $25 Amazon gift card is ... Rich D with "Listen? Do you smell something?" Rich's caption only had 89 more votes than the 2nd place one, so it was pretty darn close.
Thanks for playing along, y'all!