Alexis left a note for the Easter Bunny. Please to be remembering, she has ... thoughts about the whole Easter bunny thing.
I asked her to read it to me because I do not speak 7-year old girl all that well. It says:
Sweetheart, you are very nice. You have been a relly good bunny! I reward you by a carrot and a paper with a blue bird. Love, Alexis.
You are awesome.
That's some serious bunny sucking up, if you ask me.
But, wait! There's more!
I didn't need a translation for that.
I so badly want to screw with the kid on Easter morning ... SO badly ...