Monday
Oct292007
Anybody Missing a Toddler?
I don't know who the child was that just toddled up to me and asked to please take a nap, but she smelled like pineapple. She was about 2 1/2 feet tall and wearing jeans and a t-shirt. She's currently napping in the crib upstairs. If you are missing a child that fits the description, please leave a comment.
Reader Comments (4)
Holy crap what is with today? My two did the same thing about ten min. ago! I think this may be the invasion of the body snatchers! I'm a little freaked out!
That is way too weird. I never would have thought the words "Sleep, please. Nap time." could come out of any child's mouth, and certainly not three in one day.
Okay, what are you slipping her? Because I could surely use that around here on occasion.
Karen, if I knew what caused the spontaneous nap request, I would mass produce it, put it in bottles, and make millions. But you better believe I will be making her the EXACT same lunch tomorrow in hopes of a repeat. Morningstar faux chicken strips, sugar snap peas, pineapple, and milk may be the trick.