Mr. Husband, You've Been Warned

Mr. Husband,

If this:

Turns into this again tonight:

You'll be sleeping here indefinitely:

You've been warned: leave the Toddler in her room. Understand?

Love,
The Woman Who is Tired of Wearing a Toddler as a Helmet at Night

Comments

[Sandy C.]

LMAO at the stick people!!!!! Funny how my hand illustrations look so similar to those ;)

Hubby drags in the toddler too in the middle of the night. I have bruises all along my ribcage from the little toad! Brat kicked my while inside and still kicks me on the outside!

Hope tonight is toddler helmet free :)

[Cheri]

This is the funniest post I could imagine!

[Pam]

I love the diagrams! You rock! Hope you didn't have a toddler helmet last night!

[Cecily R]

This: The Woman Who is Tired of Wearing a Toddler as a Helmet at Night made me truly laugh outloud. No LOL, for real laughter. Sorry you aren't getting sleep. It seems to be a sickness around here too.

[Autumn]

Minus the toddler, that looks like our bed! Oh, and we have a full!! I feel ya sista!

[Eternal Sunshine]

Why do children feel the need to sleep perpendicular to everyone else??

I do not need your tiny little feet in my ribs, thank you!!!!

Oh wait, this isn't about me - sorry!

[SgtSudsWife]

I love the artwork!Thanks for linking back to your old posts.

I have 2 very violent sleepers I sometimes call daughters who like to invade and destroy my sleeping habits occasionally.Like I get enough sleep to deal with that.