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Wednesday
Apr162008

Getting What I Deserve

Remember this?

Yeah, I know. Who could forget it? Anyhoo, I totally got what I deserved for sharing that image with anybody. Last night I had the most wonderous dream about freaktastic dolls coming to life and attacking. Picture the Thriller video starring dolls. That thing up there? Starred in Michael Jackson's role.

Somewhere in the midst of this dream, my own personal roving Toddler apparently decided she was so over her own bed and wandered into our room. She brought her sweet little baby doll with her. I don't know exactly what transpired since I was busy protecting my face from evil doll claws, but I do know that when I woke up at 3:00 am, there was a FREAKIN' DOLL ON TOP OF ME.

No lie, Alexis' stuck her stupid doll on top of me before she went around to Mr. Husband's side of the bed to climb in.

Much screaming.

Not much sleeping.

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Reader Comments (36)

eek. I can just picture it. definitely NOT a restful night at all huh?!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHolly

Really? Not good sleep huh...serves you right scaring the crap out of all of us with those photos! I had my share of weird dreams and I have a feeling they were spurred on by that weirdness...even if my dreams didn't feature life-like dolls.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterboondockramblings

Ahaha. That is absolutely hilarious.

Karma, for sure ;)

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterallisonbarton

You. Are. Hilarious.

Combine humor, a toddler, crazy dolls and a perpetual lack of sleep (because all moms with young kids are tired) and you are going to have nightmares about dolls forever!

:-)

Karma, I'd like you to meet BBM. BBM, that there is karma.

And yet, you still posted that pic again. Don't think that was lost on me! :-P

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercaramama

creepy...

Bekah and I sat there last night trying to figure out what this doll was MEANT to look like. Is it a doll of a stillborn?

And I have to ask... While searching for dolls, creepy or otherwise, did you come across the Living Dead Dolls? Because, I have a story associated with that company...
If you ever want to hear it. :)

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMisty

That's what you get for subjecting us to that doll picture! I would have pissed my pants for sure.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarmarbug

Bwhahaha! I would have been screaming, too!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMelissa

God Dammit!!!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTootsie Farklepants

Oh geez. I had bizarre dreams last night and couldn't figure out why. Thanks for the visual reminder!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFlea

But now you did it again. Why oh why did you have to share that picture with us again?! I had JUST gotten it out of my mind.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMadame Queen

I think I might've decapitated the doll just for good measure. OR, if we're still doing Michael Jackson, you should've burned its hair while drinking a Pepsi.

Ack! Not THAT photo again. Looks like I will NOT be entering daughter's room again tonight. Not without turning all the dolls towards the wall first! Or stuffing them into the closet... or, better yet, trash can!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSherE1

I can't be objective because that is too funny!!! I tried to leave a nice sorry-about-your-psycho-dream comment, but I kept laughing and couldn't finish....

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCecily R

I think your nightmares are further exacerbated by the image of my tranny head and related Thriller videos.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLaw Student Hot Mama

Thanks. I just ate lunch...and then opened your blog in my reader....ack! The thought of that is enough to keep me awake at night too.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHilary

ok, i want to thank you for reprinting that baby doll photo.

now i can have MORE nightmares.

eeeeeeeeeek!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

I'm laughing. Sorry. How on earth could she have known to bring the doll on that of all nights? And lay it on top of you? Woman's intuition. Watch out for that one in the future.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

hahahaahahahaha

that totally made me laugh out loud!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterImpostorMom

Oh my gosh I didn't see that one coming! Lol!! How creepy is that doll?

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermeagan@meplusthree.us

That's sooo funny ... no really I think I would have flipped out too and been to freaked out to sleep. Thankfully my daughters dont sleep with dolls!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBrandy

Oh, she got you!!!! Yikes.

No dolls for me. This is why I stick with cute little doe-eyed puppy dogs . . .

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLaskiGal

That doll is FREAKY! Freaky because I missed your previous post about custom dolls and I thought it was picture of a sick baby. I was ready to be sad, until I realized what I was really looking.

But this post? Sorry, it is hilarious!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterIrene

That face is enough to give anyone nightmares! No wonder you got a fright :)

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenty

hee hee! You deserved that one *s*

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBirdie

Did you have to share that picture again??? It's freaking scary and now I will be having that dream!

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPam

Chucky attacked you last night? He did in my dreams.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTammy

Serves you right. :)
Although, why did you have to go and post it again? Just to make sure that we all have the same scary nightmare as you?
Sweet Dreams :)

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim

THAT is creepier than the kid in the shining. seriously.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAli

haha funny! I would've ended up screaming too.

and by the way - I had a freaky dream that night. You know one of those that you know you are sleeping so you do anything to get yourself to wake up? Yep. Glad I don't remember too many details.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFrances

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I think she's secretly learned to read while learning to sign and she reads your blog. I have a picture up for you at the bottom of the random update post up at the top of my blog right now...

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterShellie

ha ha ha ha ha! that's what you get! Justin has been screaming and thrashing in his sleep since that post.

April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterColleen

Sounds like Twilight Zone?

Why does that fake-ass ugly baby have sweaty hair? What was she doing to cause her to sweat? Egh.

April 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjust jamie

LOL--once again! Thanks

April 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSusie

AACK! What a visual! Freaktastic Thriller in the bedroom. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody doesn't google "freaky sex" and find you! LOL!!

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