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Tuesday
May062008

One More Confession

I admit it, I'm still obsessed with the stupid reborn dolls. So obsessed, in fact, that I've been following some of them on eBay to see what happens. My personal favorite was just relisted for $199 and still has no bids. I would be a liar liar pants on fire if I didn't admit that I want to buy the stupid thing. I'm willing to pay $20. I suppose it's a good thing that it doesn't look like it's going to happen.

In other news of relisted dolls, this guy is back. He sold the last time for $787 dollars (pick your jaw up off the floor, you look cuter with it tucked neatly above your neck), but apparently his "first Mommy" (I so didn't come up with those words--the seller did) didn't make her payment on time, so he's back up for sale. Bidding is at $400+ dollars right now. C'mon, you know you would love this face for Mother's Day:

*shudders*

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Reader Comments (45)

Get therapy.

:)

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjust jamie

Oh no not the dolls again ... seriously I have no one to snuggle up to at night when I think the dolls are coming to life .... lol.

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBrandy

I said to myself there is no way I am clicking that link, nope it's going to be one of those scary dolls. You knew I wouldn't click it so you put the picture on instead. Thanks....I'm sleeping with you tonight.

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTammy

that is one scary baby. I can't imagine WHY the first mommy stopped payment...because she came to her senses???

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHRH

I think I'm gonna cry. I will have nightmares again for a couple of weeks. lol!

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFrances

What the hell - is it a snake child? Why is he licking the air? That is not normal newborn behavior.

Okay, the doll is freaky. Which is why I, too, did not click on the link. But you got us anyway! Now, though, I'm thinking...if the doll is freaky, then what is the doll's "first Mommy." More than scary, I'm thinkin'. Why? Just...why...

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkim-d

It's no wonder his mommy backed out! I have no respect for moms who leave their kids in dumpsters, but I'm here to tell you that if that THING was given to me I'd totally tie it in a bag and toss it overboard.

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

You should track down the buyers and conduct an interview. THAT would be awesome.

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOHmommy

Oh my! What it from a movie set? Does it's head spin?

*shakes head to get image of scary thing out*

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSandy C.

I'd just gotten that awful image out of my head from the last time. UGH. Stop it. I'm going to have nightmares.

I have never seen these...I am a bit creeped out, just a bit;)

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNap Warden

Damn you, I'm going to have nightmares about that thing.
*shudder*

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

Is that Chucky's love child?

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah Brooks

You have GOT to stop with the scary posts! Seriously, gonna have dreams about those horrifying dolls coming to eat my soul (a la Chuckie).

(And WHO WOULD PAY THAT MUCH!? Someone needs a new hobby, clearly.)

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterallisonsays.com

I find that doll "creepy!"

Officially scared.

P.S. We'll catch you on the summer trip. We were coming through at around 6am on Saturday and I did you a favor and didn't call to see if you wanted breakfast. The kids said I should have, but I informed them that it was just plain rude to do that to normal people (implying that we are not).

XXOO

May 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersecret agent mama

*runs screaming from the room and hides in a corner till it goes away*

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

Seriously crepy! Get help! ;)

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

There is something wrong with you - seek help.
And stop trying to drag the rest of us with you.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJen

Stop posting these freaky pictures and links!! I swear I just started sleeping through the night after the last round of freaky dolls.

His "first Mommy"? Dude, that's just odd.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKellie

I just pissed my pants. Thank you for scaring it out of me.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternikki

hahaha I am laughing at Just Jamie's comment!
Seriously though, HOLY CRAP this little boy is SCARY real looking!
I didn't click on your links because the dolls in the past that you have posted have been too traumatizing!

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMary

OK, if you are joining the HELL club, you CAN'T bring the creepy dolls. first mommy has been banned to the back of the fire.
i speak for all the cool kids down in the pits

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSusie

You have GOT to be freakin' kidding me! $787 for that? Why not put that money to good use for, I don't know, AN ACTUAL CHILD! Sheesh!

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMadame Queen

My eyes are bleeding.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterQueen Mommy

AAAAHHHH!

I am going to stop coming here if you are going to keep posting dolls. They are scaring the crap out of me. I want a personalized email when you post a picture of one of these dolls so I can avoid your site for a few days.

I'm not kidding. (Mostly.)

Your confessions were very funny though.

Ever read/see "Children of Men"? I mean, I'm seriously terrified of dolls as it is, and now I have the themes from that book/movie to contend with, too.

At least Clive Owen is hot.

xoxoxo,
rpm

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterred pen mama

I'm just glad it was a "first mommy" and not a "first daddy" - that would have been a jillion times creepier!

She probably tried to ask her husband for $787 so she could buy the baby doll and he had her locked up in an asylum.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSherE1

ok... although, from an artistic standpoint, the detail is quite extraordinary--- um, creepy...

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMisty

That is just horrifying. My MIL sent my daughter a simular doll (seriously) and my girls screamed. It went straight to the trash.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Ummmm....could the seller BE any creepier (did you notice my Chandler Bing channeling there?)? First Mommy...that's just wrong.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCecily R

Please no more creepy babies!!!!!! That one is VERY freaky since it is sticking its toungue out!

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarmarbug

wtf is wrong with these people buying/selling these dolls? I mean seriously these things are beyond creepy.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterImpostorMom

Wouldn't it be funny though, to get one and see how long it takes for strangers to realize you aren't carrying around a real baby? I want one now.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

That is creepy. *shudders*

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

Sweet jesus. I am going to have nightmares.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterALF

I still think they're too creepy!
But LOL at Heather

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenty

Eww. Does his tongue go back in his mouth or is it permanently like that?
So creepy.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKathryn

What the hell is wrong with you woman?!? You're killing me! I'm already sleep-deprived without you making it harder!!!!

ahhhhh!

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterColleen

no....more.....dolls.....they give me the creeps!

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPam

*shudders* squared.

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkatydidnot

I'm a little bit afraid of you.

;-)

May 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCheri

Wow! That's pretty interesting. What are they made out of?

May 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterlaura

OMG! You are killing me! What is with the tongue sticking out? That just ups the ick factor.

May 9, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercaramama

*L* I had this post up when Big Daddy walked in, not thinking anything of it & he gasped & whisper "oh that in NOT a pretty baby! Oh my gosh! It looks dead..." He thought ti was really. Like a dope, I told him it was a doll right off. I could have made up something really good.

May 9, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBirdie

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