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Tuesday
Jun172008

I Said Baa Baa, Baby

Since my life is just plain awful, horrible, and no good, I have been doomed with a child that insists that we go for a walk together every day. Just the thought of it probably will give you nightmares, and for that I am very sorry (OK, so I love every second of it. I admit it.). Lately I've gotten brave/stupid and started doing walks in our own little neighborhood, instead of going up the road to a walking trail. I'm probably setting my self up for hours of annoying because there are three little playgrounds in our development. I have to weave and dodge and circle back to try to confuse the Toddler when we're walking around because once she figures out how to get to even one of those playgrounds, I'm going to be in BIG trouble.

Past the playgrounds at one end of our development is a miniature little farm, or rather a house that has a bunch of sheep. I have declared it a farm, because if you have a dozen or so sheep and a barn, I think that qualifies as farm. Back in my North Dakota days I wouldn't have considered a place with only one or two acres a farm, but this is Pittsburgh, so I get to change the rules as I see fit. Considering that we can see downtown from our deck, I think it's like there is a little farm in the middle of a metropolis. I'm amused by it.

Today I took Alexis up to the farm for the first time so she could get up and sort of personal with the sheep.

She was floored.

She has known for months that sheep say, "Baa," but she had never actually heard a sheep say, "Baa." I SO wish I had the camera ready when she first heard one of those sheep make noise. It was as if she had discovered that the sheep were in on a secret that she thought only she and the CIA knew about. With eyes as big as dinner plates, she picked her jaw up from the ground and yelled, "MOMMY! SHEEP SAID 'BAA!'"

Even better, though, was as we were walking away. She didn't want to leave, so I had to pull out my usual trick. For whatever reason, if I tell her to say, "Bye-bye" to something, she will leave it willingly (it works for toys, places, just about anything--it's MAGICAL). So, I told her to tell the sheep, "Bye-bye." Just as she waved and yelled, "BYE-BYE SHEEPS!" one of them let out the most perfectly timed series of baas of all time.

"Baa Baa."

Alexis very nearly laid an excited little toddler egg right then and there. She spent the next twenty minutes gushing to me that the sheeps talked to her and that they said, "Bye-bye."

How much do you want to bet that if she ever manages to escape our watchful eyes, she'll run right past those playgrounds and go straight for the sheep?

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Reader Comments (54)

Honestly, Alexis, your daughter is beautiful. Love the photos.

Love them! Come visit a real farm anytime!

So, just how fast can you run? 'Cause you know she's just waiting for that half second when you let your guard down :)

June 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLaski

Oh, that's the sweetest thing. Did she share Big Water with the sheep??

What a cutie--even the sheep love her :)

June 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

I love the honest reactions of children! You better watch out...she's gonna run to the sheep the next time!

June 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMandy

Yes, I agree with Alexis, sheep make life worth living. I wish I could have one as a pet, just to hear it go baaaaa! And LAmBS are even better!!!!!

June 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNicki

That's it. BigBrother is breaking up with his intended wife and he's now set to marry Burgh Baby. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

:)

June 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFireMom

That is the sweetest story! Something very similar happened to my daughter not too long ago. Don't you love those moments? And want to fuse them in your mind? :-)

June 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMandy

Aw! What a wonderful story! She's so cute. I LOVE that first photo!

"Baa baa!"

June 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterallisonsays.com

Now that just gave me a warm fuzzy! WTG Mom!
I think I just dropped a little mommy egg~ROFL!!!!!!!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSusie

You get to change the rules as you see fit huh?! NOW I know where Alexis gets it from! hahahahaha

Baby sheep are the cutest things ever!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTootsie Farklepants

What can I say but one big Awwwwwwww?

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah O.

she really is the best, you know.

even if she DOES keep you up at night ;-)

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

Sheep make me nervous. Perhaps next time I encounter one, Alexis can come and hold my hand!

Hallie

how cute! I just know she is plotting her escape route, wearing you down with sleep deprivation, and then running out the door as you head for coffee.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPam

You could not have timed that better if you'd planned for months! Too cute!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterwendy

How cute :) Morgan saw sheep at a farm last year and freaked the heck out when they "talked" to her.

:)

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKellie

Awww, that is really cool. This almost guarantees that the "Magical Bye Bye" will continue to work for some time to come! She must have felt so special :)!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkim-d

Alexis is not alone. I kept doing double-takes when I was shopping at a sheep festival and heard what for all the world sounded like someone (human) standing there saying, "BAA."
Of course it was coming from the sheep.
I want a sheep "farm" in my neighborhood.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

How cute!

My daughter loves the petting zoo type animals. Last time we went to one, she tried to steal a baby goat. I shit you not.

She tried to pick it up and carry it, saying, "Mine. My goat!"

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAndreAnna

I love how surprised she was that you were right about what sound the sheep makes.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOutnumbered2to1

You know what she'll be asking Santa for this year, don't you?

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

Aww. What a cute story! How cool that you have 3 playgrounds and a farm that close! I had to work late last night, and didn't get to say goodnight to Dylan, and it totally ruined my night. Same thing tonight. I hate it when work interferes with life.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJen

That is the cutest thing ever!

Punkin's favorite joke right now (learned from her old brother) is "What did the sheep have for lunch? A baa-loney sandwich" and I LOVE to hear her say baa-loney. It cracks me up every time.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMadame Queen

If they said bye-bye to me I would spend all of my time with the sheep too! So cute!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKathryn

Too freaking adorable. Can you get chummy with the sheep people and maybe they'd let her feed them?

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternikki

Awww! We used to feed sheep at a local petting zoo.I need to take the kid there.
We live across from some cows at our old house.
Bean thinks they are cool. He like the horses much better.
And your kiddo is so friggin cute.
I know I have said it before but I feel the need to repeat it.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMarmarbug

Adorable! The "say bye-bye" trick works for us too...it's a good one...I'll have to pass this on to friends.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHilary

I can relate! If you really want to put her into sensory overload, take her to Round Hill Farm in Elizabeth....Sophia had a BLAST!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

absolutely precious... but even at 32 I am still enamored by sheep, so I get it...

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMisty

First of all, you are such an awesome mom. I'm willing to bet that your walks with Alexis are the highlight of her day. And they should be. So cool.

Secondly, your line about the excited little toddler egg made me snort I laughed so much. That's what I envy about your writing...those one liners.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCecily R

Holy crap! She's the freaking sheep whisperer.

This should serve her well in her future career as a sheep shearer.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCatwoman

That is so cute! Talking sheep and a little girl who lays eggs! I'm impressed!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMy boys are Army Brats

I'm gushing! Has she seen Babe yet?

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBirdie

Sheep are cute, no wonder she loves them.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTammy

Oh, I love watching them "get it"!

You can see it in there face...and it's great!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVal

that is possibly the cutest thing I've ever heard.

And sheep are great. Here I am an adult, and if we ever have enough space or time or money, I want to get a few Hampshire-Downs sheep.

And a Jersey cow.

And...well...basically start a little farm of adorable little livestock.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBecoming Mommy

Dude - there are SHEEP where you live? I thought you lived in Da City. Or at least near enough to it that there wouldn't be any livestock.

Anyway, sheep are hawt, but not as hawt as donkeys, whose noises are much cooler.

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTranny Head

Aww shes just to cute!!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMommie Mayhem

Oh how frickin' adorable!!! Wish I could have seen it!! And yay for little farms :D

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

What a cute story!! And how nice of those sheep to play along. Pics are beautiful too!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

Awesome! Sheeps said bye, bye. You'll never convince her otherwise!

The whole say bye thing works for us too! Isn't it great!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah Brooks

Just put her back in the high chair. She won't be going anywhere!

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah Brooks

Baa Baa :-)

I wish I could have seen it! I bet Stella will react the same way when she sees real sheeps :-) just wait until they figure out they can feed grass to the sheep - oy, we'll have to seriously make sure all doors are locked then :-)

June 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterElisa

Heck yeah! Sheep are way more fun than playgrounds anyway! Playgrounds don't say "bye-bye" back! Bo-ring! =) She's so sweet. I wish I could've seen the look on her face!

June 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSherE1

I seriously love this post. The part about the toddler egg being laid=perfect!!

She's adorable and I can't wait to see her again.. Soon, will let you know when we plan to come thru again!

June 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSecret Agent Mama

Ok, I'm number 48, so I just second what everybody else said.

But that baa baa thing was really sweet! She's such a cutie. We have a playground here, too, but it's too damn hot to walk to it. Then it's too damn hot to play on it.

I. Miss. New. England.

June 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBlue Momma

LOL! The bye bye thing works for my 19 month old too!

June 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOur Crooked Tree

Beyond precious!!!

June 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterQueen Mommy

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