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Monday
Aug252008

It's a Staycation

Aaaaaaaaand . . . we are on vacation. Or rather, staycation. Yet another Grandma and Grandpa have come to visit (I told you, the kid has a whole army of grandparents) and we will be spending the rest of the week visiting all sorts of touristy spots around town. There's nothing quite as fun as a vacation where you don't have to spend a bunch of money on travel arrangements.

Since our guests weren't going to hit town until late in the evening, we figured we would kick our staycation off with a nice little walk with the dogs. You know, so that we could walk the insane out of the Bulldog. Meg goes completely nutso anytime someone besides Mr. Husband, Alexis, or me sets foot in our house, so we figured we would drag her around about 2 miles and wear her fat butt out. I'd say the project was a smashing success considering that she has been relatively angelic since the outing.

Also in Operation Sit Still mode is me, myself, and I. Guess what I didn't think about? I totally didn't remember that a two-mile walk through the woods will invariably result in me developing a 32-pound growth on my left hip. That growth has an attitude problem if I try to move her to the right, up to my shoulders, or do anything that does not result in her being exactly where she usually is. All that leaning to balance the 32-pound growth has me engaging in a rather permanent lean. It's so fun, but not quite as fun as being the person who tries to keep the two psychotic dogs on leashes under control. Mr. Husband was the lucky soul who has rope burns from trying to keep the psychotic furballs from running for the hills.

The fabulous news was that there was a lake where we were walking, so I did get a few breaks from my growth. The kid lurves to stare at bodies of water, so she asked to climb off my left hip a few times so she could stand and be Zen with some H2O. Hello, photo op!






As we are enjoying our staycation, there may be a shortage of quality posts. As in, I may not be coherent enough to put words together to form those new-fangled things called sentences, but I'm sure that photos will somehow find their way here. They always do, after all.

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Reader Comments (30)

Those are some beautiful photos! WOW!!!!

Staycation--I love it!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMulti-tasking Mommy

Ha! Walking "the insane out of the bulldog." That's what we have to do every night before we can all settle down for the evening, except we have to walk the insane out of two of them. :-)

Peace - D

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRiverPoet

What a pretty sunset.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEllyn

Have a great staycation :)

Love the pictures!!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKellie

Ah. We have "walk part of the insane out" of the dogs every night too. Hubby usually fights the leashes but I've been doing it lately because I can't stand all the pulling.
Hello, Mr. Halti. You make life so much simpler.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBecoming Mommy

Have a great staycation! And I love her dress! It's the perfect almost-end-of-summer outfit. What shoes did she choose to go with it?

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Mommy

Is a Just Ducky tour in the works?

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJen

i'll see you on plurk. smooches, lovah.

Enjoy your staycation. Seriously I have one of those growths too, only he's 45 lbs.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternikki

Gorgeous sunset! Wow!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKathryn

Beautiful pics!

Enjoy your vacation and time with family!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercaramama

Wow, those are some great shots. Especially the first one and that sunset!

And can you perhaps photoshop out the dog booty in the second one? If so, it's perfect! ; )

Have a fun staycation!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterElaine A.

With 2 dogs that would love nothing more than to rip my arm out of my socket, I had to come up with a new way of walking them. What I did was take three 6' nylon leashes, and make them into a giant Y shape by hooking 2 of the handles to the clip of the 3rd. Then I hook the dogs up to the Y part, and they tug on each other more than they tug on my arm.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmber

I love staycation. You just have so much more time, and less stress.

Beautiful photos!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarcasta-Mom

Love the photos! I did get a kick out of her being in the exact same position in 3 of them!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeatherPride

Enjoy your staycation. I need one too. can't wait for the kiddos to start school next week. I need some ME time.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOHmommy

Our dogs are the same way. They're perfectly civilized when we walk in the door and then go psycho for anyone else like they feel it's their duty to give the most enthusiastic greeting EVER.

Have so much fun on your staycation. You're so lucky to have family come visit you and get to show them your favorite Burgh sites! You're going to have so much fun!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCatwoman

have fun...........

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

Staycation--I think that will be in Websters by the end of decade--I love it!

Those pics are amazing. Just. amazing.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa@verybusymomwith4

Y'all have a great time with the grands. :) My favorite appendage with the toddlers was the LL Bean toddler back pack, but it sounds like Alexis wouldn't go for that either?

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFlea

So do you think you could photoshop the dogs booty out of that one picture cause its really a good picture. :)

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterValarie

Oh wow, I remember those 30lb growths. For a couple of years, I thought my hip would never go back into place. lol

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterhoneywine

I feel that 32 pound growth like it was my own. Oh, wait...

Nice shot of doggy butt. And gorgeous sunset. Some of the pics you post make me wonder where on earth you live to have such gorgeous scenery. I've gotta get to the mountains to visit. haha

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

I feel your pain with the growth, man. I really do. My growth is 31 lbs (thus far) and creates all kind of pain in my spinal column.

He is disgustingly cute, though, which helps dull the pain a bit. As is yours.

As for the visit? Here's to many, many beers in your staycation ...

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTranny Head

Me gusta la hermosa fotografĂ­a de Alexis en el lago. Niza para ver la calma que precede *ahem* la tormenta.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVino Por Favor

Jeez! You even have Spanish speaking readers?

Well, I second their opinion that those are beautiful pics of Alexis.

Hope your staycation is fun and goes better than planned (i.e. good weather).

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterColleen

My growth just his 20 lbs. I know, whine, cry--no biggie. But, he has been glued to my side. Something about walking, whining, and separation anxiety.

I can't even pee in peace . . .

Oh, yeah. And I'm lovin' all these "great shot" comments--apparently people love a doggy derrieres.

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLaskiGal

Enjoy the staycation!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNap Warden

I think that's my favorite photo series from you EVER. Stunning.

And I so need a Staycation.

August 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCecily R

I love the photos!!! Number 3 is my favorite! A child...acting peaceful...who knew!?!?!?

August 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDanielle

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