A Perfect Plan Backfires

I have learned my lesson.



For reals.



I will never, ever again gloat about winning at life. I did, and then Karma rose from the ashes and kicked my ass all over the place.



Mr. Husband's mom is in town visiting this week. Mr. Husband and Alexis are officially on vacation hanging out with her, but I won't be joining the party until Wednesday. That means I left the Master alone with her Daddy and her Nana.



BAD IDEA.



There are now Hannah Montana Band-Aids in my house. And . . . well, I thought the cheerleader dress was frightening. Then I met the Hannah dress.



I've been pwnd.

Comments

[jayna]

Oh my. Karma didn't just kick your ass, she done ran you over!

I'm frightened. And locking my two year old in a closet until Miley falls to the land of forgotten teen celebrities and takes her ridiculous merchandise with her. Hannah band-aids, that's just wrong.

[Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings]

That is awesome and hilarious! I mean. . . I'm sorry. Truly sorry. (But at least we got some serious laughs from it.)

[Formerly Gracie]

There are no words except I am SOOOOO sorry.... Truly, truly, truly sorry!

[the planet of janet]

oh my good lord ... that HAIR!!!!!!!

[pam]

Oh Lord!!! Does it come with the wig???

Demons I say Demons...

[Jennifer]

aah, Karma. She is a bitch. LOL

[Dina]

Ahhh! HAhahahahahaha Well, whats up your sleeve next? Will there be any sort of retribution? ;-)

[Becoming Mommy]

And I'm thanking my luck that I've *almost* succeeded in replacing the latina whore with two sweet little bunnies...
I can't imagine having to deal with HSM AND Hannah Montana.
I might have to ram TWO skewers into my eyes.

[Burgh Baby]

@Dina--But of course!

[MommyJ]

That is hilarious. I'm pretty sure I could make you all kinds of jealous right now by telling you that my six year old? SHE has NO IDEA who Hannah Montana is. Really. Myley who? It's absolutely intentional. She just started school, so I definitely feel my defenses weakening, but it's been a wonderful few Hannah free years...

[Michelle Smiles]

I think that is child abuse in come counties.

[Gina]

Welcome to my world. There's a bar here. And cookies.

[aMom2E]

Hannah or no Hannah, that is quite possibly one of the cutest things I have ever seen!! In the long run, the cuteness way outweighs any annoyance with Hannah... You have got one cute little miss!!! I can't wait til mine can drive me crazy with such antics!

[M]

Oh! The wig! Can I just say that I,too, have a hard time figuring out the words between "Its the Best of Both Worlds..." but I refuse to google it. REFUSE!

[Misty]

Hilarious... still, it beats Dora, right?

[Katie in MA]

I wonder if you constructed a tiny blonde wig for The Toad to wear, would she be afraid of Hannah Montana? Or would she embrace The Toad?

[Burgh Baby]

@Misty--YES. Absolutely, positively YES. I will gladly take Hannah over Dora any day.

@Katie--That's an excellent question. Perhaps I will have to experiment.

[Elaine A.]

That wig is like almost as big as she is. She's got great performance skills though. ;)

And now, it's time for a prayer...

"Dear Jesus, please don't let MY daughter like Hannah Montanan."

K, I'm done.

[Otter Thomas]

Run home fast! I yellow squid is eating your child! Great pipes too.

[Jeanette]

PMSL!! That wig is hilarious, and I love the hip wriggling she does at the end

[Leslie]

I can truly say this is the Cutest thing ever...and I can only say that 'cause I have four Boys!!! Mwahahahhahahah! Thank GAWD for little boys!

[Jen]

The dress isn't so bad, but woo the wig! But! Look how much space she has to dance and sing in now!

[Poltzie]

WOW - Alexis has some serious moves!!!

[Colleen - Mommy Always Wins]

OH MY HELL.

She looks like a little teeny drag queen!

[Beth]

Is that the wig from ET?

[Debbie Yost]

Oh my goodness! That wig is scary! Good thing the kids so cute so she can pull it off.

[hello haha narf]

do you even wanna know how many times i watched that video? (regardless of how adorable alexis is, hannah imitation is great birth control for this single girl!)