Fashion Designer Extraordinaire
Mila and her partners in crime have concocted a genius plan that she is quite certain is going to make her very wealthy - they're opening a clothing store. I know this because I've heard the whole plan about 4000 times. Possibly more.
The tiny entrepreneurs have figured out EVERY detail. They know where they're going to build the shop. They have drawings of what it's going to look like. They even know which of them is going to handle which parts of the business.
Mila is the Chief Design Officer. It's her responsibility to design all of the clothes and accessories that they're going to sell. She's also going to sew them all. This is all very interesting considering Mila has never sewn a single stitch in her life. Also, genetics say she will hate sewing. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate sewing? Because I hate sewing. I do it, but with much fury with every second that passes as I'm doing it. Because it's terrible.
ANYWAY.
Mila has been working on sketches of clothing pretty much non-stop this week. She has a notebook filled with designs. All of them are dresses. Most of them are very bright colors. Each of them has a name and is accompanied by appropriate accessories.
I found my favorite.
That's the "Screeming Killer" dress. It comes with a chainsaw-shaped purse (i.e. "purs chansoe"). The dress is priced at a very reasonable $25.99.
So I guess maybe Mila is ABSOLUTELY my kid?
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
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