Nobody Said She Makes Sense

Twenty years from now, when global warming has completely done away with winter, Mila is going to be that lady who walks around in a turtleneck sweater even though it's 90 degrees outside. She's going to be all, "But it's spring!" and refuse to believe that it might be warm outside.

I know this because we're living it right now. The poor kid became so used to cold weather and jackets that she can't figure out that it's okay to go outside without sleeves. Imagine her reaction when Alexis had the bright idea to throw on swimsuits and dance through the sprinkler this weekend.

Or don't imagine it because I have a photo. Obviously, Mila was very confused and angry and all of the things. There was skin showing and then there was water in the air and all of it was terrible.

So if you're one of the people who saw my one year-old wandering around in the yard while wearing a swimsuit and a winter coat, there's your explanation. She may have been melting as she stood there, but it made total sense in her head.

For what it's worth, we're talking about the kid who wouldn't wear a coat when it was seriously cold outside. Because obviously.