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Dec172010

Reason #64136578 That She's My Favorite

I am 98.6% evil, so I decided to torment Alexis with some questions about Santa. Specifically, I decided to ask her what she would do if he didn't come through and deliver the thing that she has requested. Given that she has flipped her lid any time we have threatened to call Santa and tell him to put her on the Naughty List, I was expecting some fun (for me) drama. She is REALLY committed to getting that American Girl doll.

As I worded the question, she looked at me carefully and then sighed loudly. Her face pinched up a little like this:

I tried to contain my laughter as I relished those moments of pained thought. But then Alexis' face relaxed as she continued to ponder my question. A few moments later, she finally said, "If Santa doesn't bring me an American Girl, I'll try really hard to be brave."

"You'll try to be brave?" I asked, my heart obviously swelling with pride.

"Yeah, I'll be brave," she repeated. "He might need to give it to one of the kids who doesn't have any toys."

We're doing something right.

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Reader Comments (27)

Oh boy... you are definitely doing something right. What a sweetheart. She's wise beyond her years.

December 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAllison

You most certainly are doing something right! She is absolutely amazing and you are an inspiration!

December 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNicole

And that's the reason she is one of my favorites too. You have an amazing little girl on your hands.

December 17, 2010 | Unregistered Commentertehamy

fabulous! Great Answer Alexis!!! btw, love the AG ad on the side now, and great Bokah!!

December 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGinger

@Ginger--I have nothing to do with the AG ad. It's total randomness at work. It kinda freaks me out, to be honest.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle (~~burghbaby~~)

One awesome girl you have there!

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterhello haha narf

Oh yes! You are doing many things right! I have a seven-year-old, and she's 'getting it' too. We really care for people. Great job mom!

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAllison Fuller

Oh, awesome, I just knew you doing fine indulging the desire! And you are evil, btw, torturing the poor child. (I do the same thing.)

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterScullyPA

Wow.
Seems to me you're doing everything right.
{even if it's on the evil-spirited side!}

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLainey-Paney

How cute! I think we underestimate kids sometimes. My 3 year old told us she only wants bunny slippers (thanks llbean) and a doll. We asked what would happen if he brought more. She said she would be sad because she has enough.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCathy

Game, set and match to the Small One.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbluzdude

Are any of us surprised at how awesome A is? Nope, just look how awesome her mom is. The apple does not fall far my dear.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered Commentertiffany harkleroad

Oh, how I like that kid!!

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCecily R

And now I'm a little misty. Thanks for the spirit of the season reminder, Alexis.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEleanor's Trousers

That is so perfect. Isn't it just like an innocent child to knock your legs right out from under you when you're trying to trick them into being a brat??
That was seriously lovely. Kids. They're just full of surprises, aren't they?

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFlawless Mom

She rocks!!! And so do you.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCrazed Nitwit

Must be Mr. H's influence. ;)

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrebelliousflaw

She is one smart girl :)

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKim

And my heart just melted into a huge puddle all over the floor. You are definitely doing something right. Beautiful.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

Wow. You are definitely doing a lot right. That's one special little lady!

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKim Z

That is amazing. I can only hope one day when I have a child of my own that they can understand the same concept.

December 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNicole T

Dang, I love that kid. Give her an extra hug from me.

Also, aren't you really super glad that you DID get her the American Girl doll? If she doesn't deserve it, who does?

December 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLeandra

Just reason #64136578 that you're my favorite. The evil and the good job and the general awesome.

December 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFireMom

Amazing! What a great kid!

December 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElle

You are evil! But keep doing what you're doing because that is a one in a million answer there. You are definitely doing something right.

December 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterOtter

*tear*

December 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDave (Scrumpy Daddy)

DEFINITELY doing something right. I hope Santa put something just as awesome under the tree for you and the Husband because that there? is ALL you two.

December 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKatie in MA
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