Shut Up.

We've established that I'm a crazy cat lady, right? RIGHT. Cats are my jam, and I especially adore cats who let me dress them (She still lets me, by the way. I just don't post the photos these days.)

Dogs? Meh.

I mean, UGH NO SHOOOSH STOP GET DOWN QUIT. And SHUT UP.

Part of my affinity for cats comes naturally. They're just plain the better animal. Part of it all is a product of how annoying two specific dogs are though. Well, mostly one.

The Tibetan Terror. My goodness is she awful.

Penny was the most adorable puppy EVER, but then she hit the toddler stage and ZOMG she's still there. She is just never going to grow up. If there is a mess to make, she's making it. If there is trash to spread all of the house, she's first in line for the job. If there is food to steal, we've got your girl.

Obviously, Penny loves Mila. I'm sure she basically sees a small human who drops food everywhere she goes. I mean, if you walked up to Mila right now and shook her a little bit, Goldfish Crackers would rain down. I don't know where she keeps all of the food. It's just there. Somewhere. Everywhere. Penny thinks it rules.

The feeling is mutual, of course. Mila adores Penny just as much as Penny adores Mila's food. And THAT is why Mila's latest yelling is a bit disconcerting.

"MENNY, SUT UP!" Mila yells every single time Penny barks. For the record, Penny barks constanly, so Mila has been yelling constantly.

There is exactly one person to blame for this. Me. It's me.

Whoops.