Still the Tiny Human

There are a handful of words you are absolutely not allowed to use when referencing Mila. I mean, you can, but she will rip your face off.

Do not, under any circumstances, call her short, small, a midget, short stuff, little, mini, fun-sized, or really any variation of anything that refers to her size. The thing that makes no sense, though, is that she will absolutely insist that she is Tiny. She introduces herself as Tiny once in a while and gets mad if you refer to someone who is not her as Tiny. SHE IS THE TINY HUMAN, THE END.

Wanna guess who keeps pushing all of those buttons?

If Alexis isn't careful, she's going to wake up with her head shaved and all of her clothes cut into pieces. If she's lucky, that is. Mila is really good at revenge.

It's only a matter of time.

Comments

[Kathleen Curry]

So....half-pint is still on? I mean, those are the cutest sizes of milk ever....