Thanks for Waiting, Tiny Human. Now Keep It Up.

The REALLY important thing is that $210 is headed to Center for Victims, but go ahead and try telling that to Alexis.

She spent the entire day being a very sad puppy. She was the sort of sad puppy that turns to the giant lump of sibling and yells, "COME OUT ALREADY" because apparently she has "due date" confused with "expiration date" and really, really, really was counting on an exciting day today.

I totally failed her. Or something.

I tried to explain that this whole thing isn't like a meat thermometer that just pops out when that date arrives, but she was all "Why would you put a thermometer in meat?" and then "MOM, I'M A VEGETARIAN." I guess the analogy is lost on her.

All of that is to say, if you're disappointed you didn't win the $100 Amazon gift card, trust me -- you aren't as disappointed as Alexis.

For what it's worth, here is who is still in it to win it. Remember, Price is Right rules, so no going over.

• Jennifer with May 27th at 1:30 am
• Lauren May 27th at 9:00 am
• Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl with May 27th at 11:55 am
• Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl with May 27th at 3:28 pm
• Uncle Crappy with May 28th at 2:15 am
• Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl with May 28th at 9:57 am
• AKuipers with May 28th at 11:00 am
• Dawn with May 29th at 7:00 am
• ATobin with May 29th at 7:50 am
• Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl with May 29th at 10:36 am
• Melissa with May 29th at 1:00 pm
• Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl with May 29th at 2:24 pm
• Dawn with May 29th at 3:00 pm
• Erin with May 29th at 8:00 pm
• Belle with May 30th at 7:47 am
• AKuipers May 30th at 9:00 am
• Jennifer with May 31st at 3:54 am
• Sheila with May 31st at 9:00 am
• Paula with June 1st
• Kyle with June 1st at 10:00 pm
• Kyle with June 2nd at 12:00 am
• Kyle with June 2nd at 12:00 pm
• Jennifer with June 3rd at noon
• AKuipers with June 3rd at 1:00 pm

We shall see what happens. In the meantime, let's all sit and watch Alexis nearly explode from anticipation, shall we?

(My vote is that we wait at least a few more days. Names still aren't picked and the room still isn't done.)

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[Uncle Crappy]

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