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Wednesday
Oct222008

An English Bulldog Mention because I Wasn't Home Tonight

Miss Megara Madison takes her title as The World's Most Annoying English Bulldog very seriously. She goes out of her way to knock things over, leaves slobber all over the floor, blows snot out of her nose onto my computer screen, and generally does exactly what she wants no matter what anyone says.

Except, for some odd reason, she will listen to the short person in this house. She won't do actual commands or anything; that would just be silly. But, if the short person wants to, I don't know, maybe lure the snoring couch potato into her play house? All the short person has to do is pick a few tomatoes. Meg will follow her anywhere while she's holding tomatoes.

I need to figure out how to harness the power of the tomato toting Toddler.




(Thanks for picking up my slack, Mr. Husband.)

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Reader Comments (35)

If you figure out how to harness that tomato toting power can you PLEASE let me know? I need some of it to convince my children to go the heck to sleep at a normal hour.

Please?

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCecily R

all hail the tomato toting toddler.

with that power, she can rule the world!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

How adorable is THAT? Meg likes tomatoes, huh? My dog does too. But Patches isn't fond of the plastic ones typically found in toddler play houses. :)

Kudos to Mr. Husband!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFlea

the 2nd pic...

fantastic

"I don't know...she had food in her hand. Seemed like a good idea at the time."

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterErinPatricia

Awww...I think it's more about the hugs than the tomatoes. Well, possibly? That's so darn cute!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkim-d

How cute is all that? And are her eyes still red? With the same unresolved problem? Yikes - who are you trying to be? Me?

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

I love kids and dogs together. That Meg is a cutie. Oh and I guess the kid is cute too. Loved the hug.

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEllyn

Meg has a very silly tail, doesn't she? It's funny how bulldog tails are all so different. Lily has one that we can a "scrap-of-fat" tail because it's just like a fat stubby squiggle. Bodhi has more of a tight, screw-tail that looked like a Dairy Queen ice cream cone when he was a puppy. Took him forever to learn to wag that little cone.

Thanks for sharing Meg with us - Peace - D

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRiverPoet

oh puppy! what a cute little hug!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSusie

I'm loving her little Hines Ward shirt. Now how friggin cute.

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSouthern Fried Girl

awwww....love that last shot!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLainey-Paney

Seriously cute! cute!

And you can keep the bulldog. Hubby wants one, but no, no, and again I say "no."

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJonny's Mommy

Hmmm... I wonder what I can do with the power of tomatoes around my house. I'll have to try it sometime. Maybe I can get the husband to put his clothes in the hamper. I am excited about the possibilities.

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim

Nothing quite like a girl and her dog. They are really adorable!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercaramama

Tomato power, huh? I just love that she's wearing a mini-me Hines Ward shirt. LOVE IT!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Mommy

Tomato power, huh? I just love that she's wearing a mini-me Hines Ward shirt. LOVE IT!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Mommy

pics are adorable! I'm glad to see the two of them are coping together!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDanielle

I love that last one--and if you can harness the energy of a toddler, you will have solved all energy issues :)

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa@verybusymomwith4

I love that last one--and if you can harness the energy of a toddler, you will have solved all energy issues :)

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa@verybusymomwith4

best wishes and such a great blog site. i will be back some how i found you looking for stuff on our sons birth defect esophageal atresia.

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkayla

She's a real thinker, that one. I loved the pics- too sweet!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBirdie

How cute is that? Children must me natural Dog Whisperers or something!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeatherY

I love how Meg can take up the whole freaking house on her own. Teehee.

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

Awww that one of them hugging is so cute!!!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterValarie

Meg is so beautiful!

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCorrie

That is some serious crusties on that full-on bulldog face. She's gorgeous. Amazing how toddlers have control like that, isn't it? Amazing? No, scratch that. It's sickening.

October 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSiobhan

That girlie and her dog are soooo cute!

October 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

My english Gus used to have a mind of her own too. She was the runt of the litter so she was very small all and we didn't deal with the drooling. One thing that she did do was on walks she would decide she was done half way through and just lay down. There was no moving her. We would have to carry her home.. But it was all worth it.

October 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim

How cute are those two!?!

October 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNap Warden

Seriously? You're KILLING me with the cuteness in this post.

October 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKellie

How could a dog resist the close to the floor food toting toddlers?Seriously my daughter will feed every dog she comes in contact with.

Those pictures are so cute!

October 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSgtSudsWife

Very Inspiring!!

October 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEsophagealAtresia.org

Cute...the toddler not the dog. LOL

October 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMy Two Army Brats

I happen to find both of your gals to be sweet and perty.

That shot of Meg's face is so "May I help you?" LOL! And tomatoes?? Our dogs will eat everything BUT tomatoes.

November 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDamama T

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