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Saturday
Jun062009

She Sang the Hallelujah Chorus Before She Bit My Head Off

Alexis is not much of a desert kind of kid. It's just not her thing, which is fine by me because I totally steal her share of dessert every chance I get. When she randomly requested a strawberry-filled pastry thing at the Farmer's Market on Friday, I practically tripped in a puddle of my own slobber. I expected a one bite and pass moment, just like I get a few times per week.

Alexis decided the first bite should be a big one.

A REAL big one. After that REAL big bite, she thought for a second.

And promptly FAILED ME.

Damn kid liked the thing. A lot. Obviously. Just moments after that photo of a ridiculously happy kid was taken, I tried to steal a bite of the thing. There are no photos of Alexis' reaction to my attempt at stealing a bite because you kinda have to have a head to look through the viewfinder of the camera. Mine got bitten off.

She ate every last speck of the damn thing.

I'm still bitter I didn't have enough cash to buy two.

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Reader Comments (15)

Haha! My son likes to "share" with Mommy too.

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFormerly Gracie

(Chuckling) That last picture hit it home. Pure enjoyment, pure evil mischief. Let's see how may I torture Mom today? What will make her dance?
Thanks for the smile! I'm almost betting you're still wondering what the damn thing taste like. (Hugs)Indigo

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterIndigo

*L* maybe next time...
great shots again too. Inspiring me to get my camera out before mine have flown away. It happens so fast.

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBirdie

So cute! Clearly you must learn to make those. That's all there is to it!

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPSU Mom

Not much for dessert? That just flabbergasts me. Kind of like my nephew who doesn't like chocolate. What is there not to like?!

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCrystal

Well I can't blame her! I'd scarf that sucker down and I'm getting less and less appreciative of desserts (and what they do to my waistline *G*). I'd bite off the head of anyone that tried to take a strawberry dessert from me!

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

It looks yummy, LOL, now you're in trouble because she's clearly got a taste for them

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJeanette

Love those shots. Dang, too bad she wouldn't share. Of course it happened when you didn't have cash for more. I went to farmer's market yesterday and all they had was eggs (already had a fridge full) honey, (ditto) and some onions and lettuce. It was disappointing. I came home and made ice cream with maracuja (which my husband can't pronounce so he calls it maricona' :) I'd send you some but it would melt.

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShellie

What...no bite for me!?!

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNap Warden

Just when you think you have one tiny little portion of their personality pegged . . . BAM. *Sigh* Such is the life of a parent!

I wish I looked that cute with strawberry pastry stuff all over my face!

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNoelle

yummmmmmmmmmmmm.... but now you'll learn to split it in 2 pieces BEFORE you give it to her.

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterthe planet of janet

Ha ha ha - I love the last shot! It totally says, "Booh-ya, Mom. I tricked you! I sucked you into my elaborate 3-years-in-the-making ploy, only to trip you up now! Because I have secretly enjoyed desserts all this time, biding my time for when best to fool you." She's very expressive. :) (And adorable.)

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKatie in MA

Aww, those pictures depict it PERFECTLY! Too cute :)

That little stinker! Love it, though. What a cutie!

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa (Jonny's Mommy)

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