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Wednesday
Nov302011

I Love Tacky Christmas Crap, But This Is Something Else

Eight-foot tall inflatable snowman?

I'll allow that.

Eight-foot tall inflatable snowman wearing a camouflage vest?

Ummmmm.....

Eight-foot tall inflatable snowman wearing a camouflage vest and holding a gun?

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

Don't even get me started on the Santa-coming-out-of-an-outhouse(?) thing. I have no words for that hot mess.

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Reader Comments (14)

After driving through Butler County earlier today, I am surprised I didn't spot one of these before you.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle @ SFTS

You and The Chicken would get along famously. Her snarky remarks from the back of the van for some 'unfortunate' outdoor decor choices makes me laugh and want to have her stop at the house to let them know exactly what is so wrong with their choices.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdomestic extraordinaire

Driving home from Thanksgiving in rural PA we spotted the Santa Outhouse deal. At the home of the owner of the local Porta-Potty company. Now, that IS funny. Seemed very appropriate.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermamabear

@mamabear--That is the ONLY appropriate use for that inflatable!

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle (~~burghbaby~~)

I just saw the outhouse Santa this weekend and nearly choked. I mean, nothing says "birth of our Lord" like Santa taking a big nasty dump.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGina

It's because hunting season for inflatable reindeer starts this weekend.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChristina

Umm, I think this is for people that live in the country that have a different since of humor. I can totally see my sister and her family buying either of these items and thining they are awesome. But they live in the Belton/Salado area and they are kind of country folks. My sisters husband and son's are huge hunters.

My family, umm well we have lived in the Dallas/Fort Worth area since we have been married and are total city folks. I would laugh my head off if anyone actually bought either of these. But heck no, they would never be near my lawn.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJackie

i hate that money is so tight for me these days because i would totally buy the gun toting snowman and under cover of night set his ass up in your yard.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterhello haha narf

Oooh My! I was dying of laughter, although I won't be laughing very hard if my neighbors who are big on inflatables discover this one... I would hate to have to stare at it out my front window every day.

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

How 'bout that splayed Santa standing in front of Shotgun Snowman with what looks like a giant hole in his middle? (Yeah, I know it's sposed to be a snowglobe, but doesn't it LOOK like he took a giant gunshot to his gut?)

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkatie in ma

Hang a couple of these around Shotgun Snowman: http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/41642
to be the envy of all the rednecks in your 'hood!

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Okay where in the Sam Hill were they even SELLING something so atrocious. LOL!

December 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJess

you crazy arsed americans.

December 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKelley @ magnetoboldtoo

I am totally sending this to my co-workers in the UK. They already think everyone in the US owns a gun and likes to hunt. I'm not kidding!

December 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLeslie
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