I Wish I Could Explain
Sometimes I walk into the kitchen and I just . . . I . . . I can't . . . I just don't even know.
At first glance, I think that Alexis has decided to recreate Britney Spears' Vegas wedding.
But then I remember that she was born too late to even know that Britney had a Vegas wedding. So, it's just Ken on his wedding night, hanging out with the bride and two . . . uh . . . floozies?
One of them is being evicted from the party, obviously because her bright blue and pink animal print skirt just isn't cool enough.
But the other one, the one who has her dress pushed up too far and who probably isn't wearing any underwear, she seems to be in charge of the whole shebang, don't you think?
She's telling the bride, "Shut your whore face." Obviously. But really what she SHOULD be saying is, "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PANTS, KEN?"
These are the sorts of things that make me fear the mind of the five-year old.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Reader Comments (9)
My 3 yr old got a Ken and Barbie for her birthday (mostly so she would stop stealing her sisters and save me some headaches). First thing she did was strip Ken. No idea.
Had to be a Vegas Wedding and a Drive through one. Most other places insist the groom wears pants. I love that Barbie has her seat belt on. Well at least she will live in a crash.
I'm just surprised to see a Barbie with knees!!!
My three-year old has Ballerina Barbie (a gift from a little friend- *ahem*MaggieLyker*) and #1 I'm glad she only has one Barbie, so I don't have to witness any of these sorts of escapades. #2 Barbie's leotard is painted on, so the only removable item is her tutu (ie: no random nakedness in the house.... yet.)
oh how i love children!
I'm amazed the barbies are mostly dressed.
Maybe Barbie should rent a limo for her next wedding
It looks to me like Ken is the designated driver for a hosebag party.
There are some things better off unknown.
When did Ken start looking like a blonde Richard Gere?
How is leopard skirt girl hanging on like that?
I would have had to call Alexis in to hear her side of the story.