Vision is Overrated

It is becoming increasingly clear that it really is better when Penny can't see.

The fuzzy version. The fuzzy version is a brat and jumps up to steal stuff off of counters and tables, but it's all very opportunistic. If she's absolutely certain something is up there, she'll kamikaze dive for it, knock it on the floor, grab it, and run for the hills.

Many loaves of bread have met their demise exactly that way.

But this version.

This strange new version that has eyes and stuff, it doesn't wait for opportunity to come knocking. Nope. This version can see, so this version jumps up on counters and tables CONSTANTLY and looks to see what she can find.

In the past four days, she has found A LOT of food. Penny has stolen kitten food about a dozen times, she nabbed some leftover turkey when we had friends over, she has eaten cupcakes and cookies and OMG SHE KEEPS EATING ALL OF MY FOOD.

Would it be totally wrong if I were to blindfold her? Or make her wear a wig? Because seriously, she stole my cheesecake tonight and HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.